“I guess I was the uncool one of us today, huh?”
emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:
- item 1 1.94
- item 2 1.94
- item 3 0.50
- item 4 0.32
- item 5 1.00
- item 6 1.00
- item 7 0.72
- item 8 0.69
- item 9 2.00
- item 10 5.87
- item 11 1.00
- item 12 1.36
subtotal: 18.34
and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day
